This One's For the Ladies!!!

Still think walking is for suckers???!!!???

Yeah, that's right - I heard what you all were thinking: That crazy lady - all she does is walk around and bake her own bread; what a waste of time!

Think again!

I saved so much money this month on gas and groceries that I was able to go out and buy this awesome pair of shoes.

I know, I know; I'm supposed to be halving. But come on - just look at them!

I bought them at a store downtown that I'm generally too afraid to go into. The woman who runs it is Hungarian and she looks nice and grandmotherly, but in reality she's a pit-bull. It is impossible to get out of the store without a purchase. You go in trying to "just look" and the next thing you know she's got you on the floor in a half-nelson, her elbow grinding into the small of your back while she ropes you like a steer and shoves shoes on your feet until you cry for mercy!

"Look at the details," she yells. "Those are 100% leather!"

Meanwhile you're floudering around trying to reach your purse, you get your wallet out and throw cash at her just praying that the b*tch has a price.

But when you land on the street again with your face covered with rug burn, and one of those stupid "footie" things hanging half out of your bra, you realize it was worth it, because she always sells you the perfect pair of shoes.